THE COLLEGE THEME PAPER : HE VS SHE
Remember book Men Mars Women Venus
Well here's a prime example offered English professor American University.
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Today we experiment a new form called tandem story process simple person pair off person sitting his her immediate right One then write first paragraph a short story
partner read first paragraph then add another paragraph story first person then add a third paragraph back forth Remember reread written time order keep story coherent There absolutely talking anything wish say written paper
story over when agree a conclusion reached
actually turned two my English students: Rebecca-last deleted Gary - last deleted.
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STORY:
(first paragraph Rebecca)
first Laurie couldn't decide kind tea she wanted camomile her favourite lazy evenings home now reminded her too much Carl once said happier times he liked camomile she felt she now costs keep her mind off Carl His possessiveness suffocating she thought him too much her asthma started acting up again camomile out question.
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(second paragraph Gary)
Meanwhile Advance Sergeant Carl Harris leader attack squadron now orbit over Skylon 4 had important things think neuroses air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago
A.S Harris eostation 17 he said his transgalactic communicator "Polar orbit established sign resistance far before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out nowhere blasted a hole his ship's cargo bay jolt direct hit sent him flying out his seat across cockpit.
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(Rebecca)
He bumped his head died almost immediately before he felt one last pang regret psychically brutalising one woman had ever had feelings him
Soon afterwards Earth stopped pointless hostilities towards peaceful farmers Skylon 4 Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing Space Travel Laurie read her newspaper one morning
news simultaneously excited her bored her She stared out window dreaming her youth when days had passed unhurriedly carefree newspapers read television distract her her sense innocent wonder beautiful things around her Why one lose one's innocence a woman she pondered wistfully.
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(Gary)
Little did she know she had less 10 seconds live Thousands miles above city Anu'udrian mothership launched first lithium fusion missiles dim-witted wimpy peaceniks pushed Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty congress had left Earth a defenceless target hostile alien empires determined destroy human race
two hours passage treaty Anu'udrian ships course Earth carrying enough firepower pulverise entire planet one stop swiftly initiated diabolical plan lithium fusion missile entered atmosphere unimpeded
President his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters ocean floor off coast Guam felt inconceivably massive explosion vaporised poor stupid Laurie 85 million other Americans
President slammed his fist conference table We can't allow I'm going veto treaty Let's blow 'em out sky
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(Rebecca)
absurd I refuse continue mockery Literature My writing partner a violent chauvinistic semiliterate adolescent.
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(Gary)
Yeah Well you're a self-centred tedious neurotic ning nong attempts writing literary equivalent Valium Oh shall I camomile tea shall I other sort FUCKING TEA Oh I'm air headed bimbo reads too Danielle Steele novels
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(Rebecca)
Asshole.
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(Gary)
Bitch.
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(Rebecca)
Wanker.
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(Gary)
slut.
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(Rebecca)
Get fucked.
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(Gary)
Eat shit.
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(Rebecca)
FUCK - NEANDERTHAL
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(Gary)
Go drink tea - whore.
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(Teacher)
A+ - I really liked one.