One night a couple lay down bed husband gently taps his wife shoulder starts rubbing her arm wife turns over says: "I'm sorry honey I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow I want stay fresh." husband rejected turns over tries sleep A few minutes later he rolls back over taps his wife again
time he whispers her ear: "Do a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"


A businessman boards a flight lucky enough seated next absolutely gorgeous woman exchange brief hellos he notices she reading a manual sexual statistics He asks her she replies "This a very book sexual statistics identifies American Indians longest average penis Polish men biggest average diameter way my Jill What's yours?"
He coolly replies "Tonto Kawalski nice meet "


A young walks up sits down bar "What can I get " bartender inquires "I want 6 shots Jagermeister," responded young "6 shots celebrating something?" "Yeah my first blowjob." "Well case let me give a 7th house."
"No offence sir 6 shots won't get rid taste nothing "


A a hotel lobby He wants ask clerk a question he turns go front desk he accidentally bumps a woman beside him he does his elbow goes her breast startled he says "Ma'am heart soft breast I know you'll forgive me." She replies "If penis hard elbow I'm room 1221."


There couple had married 50 years sitting breakfast table one morning when old gentleman said his wife "Just think honey we've married 50 Years."
"Yeah," she replied "Just think fifty years ago we sitting here breakfast table together." "I know," old said "We probably sitting here naked jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered "What say should we get naked?" Where two stripped buff sat down table
"You know honey," little old lady breathlessly replied "My nipples hot today fifty years ago." "I wouldn't surprised," replied Gramps "One's coffee other oatmeal