Why a pussy a warm toilet seat?
feel good wonder there before

What’s difference a pregnant woman a light bulb?
can unscrew a light bulb.

What’s cleverest thing come out a woman’s mouth?
Einstein’s cock.

Why women periods?
Because deserve

What’s best thing a blow job?
10 minutes silence.

Why skydivers wear tampons?
don’t whistle way down.

call a useless piece skin around a pussy?
A woman.

wife keeps coming out kitchen nag done wrong?
her chain too long.

Why did woman cross road?
cares what’s bitch doing out kitchen.

Why hurricanes named women?
When come it’s warm wet – when go take house car

What’s difference wife job?
5 years job still suck.

Why did army send women PMT fight Gulf
fought animals retained water 4 days.

Why a woman a laxative?
irritate shit out

What’s worse a male chauvinist pig?
A woman won’t she’s told.

3 reasons why anal sex better vaginal sex?
It’s tighter feels good it’s degrading women.

What’s difference a pussy a cunt?
A pussy warm wonderful - a cunt owns

What’s bad thing 69 position?
view.

What’s difference pay cheque dick?
don’t beg a woman blow pay cheque.

How love ugly woman?
a wank hand throw her.

What’s most active muscle a woman?
A Penis

small bumps around a woman’s nipple?
It’s Braille ‘suck here’.

Why women pay attention appearance improve minds?
Because men might stupid few blind.

How stop a woman giving a blow job?
Marry her.

What’s difference a woman PMT a pitbull?
Lipstick?

Why can’t trust a woman?
How can trust something bleeds 5 days still doesn’t

Why did god create first?
He didn’t want a woman looking over his shoulder criticising.

Why women fake orgasms?
Because think we’re bothered.

How men does take clean a toilet?
None It’s a woman’s job.

Why a fat woman a moped?
They’re fun ride wouldn’t want mates see

Why women carpets?
lay properly 1st time can walk years.

Why women rub eyes when wake up?
haven’t got balls scratch.

part a woman’s body enjoy being stroked best?
cares.